Funny never have I ever questions

All 80 never have I ever questions

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1. 1. Never have I ever laughed at a funeral.

2. 2. Never have I ever walked into a pole while looking at my phone.

3. 3. Never have I ever said “you too” when a waiter said “enjoy your meal”.

4. 4. Never have I ever waved at someone who was waving at someone behind me.

5. 5. Never have I ever pushed a door that said pull.

6. 6. Never have I ever talked to my pet like a person.

7. 7. Never have I ever sung in the shower like I was on stage.

8. 8. Never have I ever practiced an argument in the shower.

9. 9. Never have I ever pretended to text to avoid talking to someone.

10. 10. Never have I ever fallen asleep on public transport and missed my stop.

11. 11. Never have I ever laughed so hard I snorted.

12. 12. Never have I ever accidentally liked an old photo while scrolling someone’s profile.

13. 13. Never have I ever put the cereal in the fridge.

14. 14. Never have I ever searched for my phone while holding it.

15. 15. Never have I ever searched for my glasses while wearing them.

16. 16. Never have I ever answered a question the teacher didn’t ask me.

17. 17. Never have I ever called someone by the wrong name for months.

18. 18. Never have I ever pretended to read a menu in another language.

19. 19. Never have I ever tripped on nothing and pretended to jog.

20. 20. Never have I ever eaten food I dropped on the floor.

21. 21. Never have I ever smelled the milk and drunk it anyway.

22. 22. Never have I ever fallen off a chair.

23. 23. Never have I ever gotten stuck in a sweater.

24. 24. Never have I ever locked my keys in the car.

25. 25. Never have I ever sent a message meant for my best friend to my parent.

26. 26. Never have I ever replied “love you” to a work email by accident.

27. 27. Never have I ever laughed at my own joke before finishing it.

28. 28. Never have I ever pretended to understand a joke.

29. 29. Never have I ever clapped when a plane landed.

30. 30. Never have I ever cried during a commercial.

31. 31. Never have I ever talked to a houseplant.

32. 32. Never have I ever given my car a name.

33. 33. Never have I ever danced alone in the kitchen.

34. 34. Never have I ever spent 20 minutes choosing a movie and then not watched it.

35. 35. Never have I ever opened the fridge five times hoping new food appeared.

36. 36. Never have I ever eaten cereal for dinner.

37. 37. Never have I ever pretended to be busy when I saw someone I know.

38. 38. Never have I ever hidden from a neighbor.

39. 39. Never have I ever tried to catch a fly with chopsticks.

40. 40. Never have I ever brushed my teeth with hand cream.

41. 41. Never have I ever put salt in my coffee by accident.

42. 42. Never have I ever worn my shirt inside out all day.

43. 43. Never have I ever worn two different shoes out.

44. 44. Never have I ever forgotten why I walked into a room.

45. 45. Never have I ever walked into the wrong bathroom.

46. 46. Never have I ever gotten my hand stuck in a jar.

47. 47. Never have I ever gotten my head stuck between railings.

48. 48. Never have I ever had a full conversation with a voicemail.

49. 49. Never have I ever sent a voice note by accident.

50. 50. Never have I ever laughed at a text in a silent room.

51. 51. Never have I ever said “I’m on my way” while still in bed.

52. 52. Never have I ever pretended my phone died to end a call.

53. 53. Never have I ever lied about having watched a movie.

54. 54. Never have I ever been scared by my own reflection.

55. 55. Never have I ever jumped at a jump scare in a kids’ movie.

56. 56. Never have I ever fallen for an April Fools’ prank twice.

57. 57. Never have I ever pulled a prank that went wrong.

58. 58. Never have I ever sneezed while eating.

59. 59. Never have I ever snorted while drinking.

60. 60. Never have I ever gotten brain freeze from a slushie.

61. 61. Never have I ever sat on a whoopee cushion.

62. 62. Never have I ever ripped my pants in public.

63. 63. Never have I ever had spinach in my teeth all day.

64. 64. Never have I ever said the wrong name at a wedding toast.

65. 65. Never have I ever tried to look cool and failed immediately.

66. 66. Never have I ever ridden a mechanical bull.

67. 67. Never have I ever done a cartwheel as an adult.

68. 68. Never have I ever gotten a song stuck in my head for a week.

69. 69. Never have I ever Googled myself.

70. 70. Never have I ever eaten a whole sleeve of cookies.

71. 71. Never have I ever licked a battery to see if it works.

72. 72. Never have I ever pretended to be a tourist in my own town.

73. 73. Never have I ever made up a word and used it for years.

74. 74. Never have I ever talked in my sleep.

75. 75. Never have I ever sleepwalked.

76. 76. Never have I ever laughed in a serious meeting.

77. 77. Never have I ever fallen asleep in a movie theater.

78. 78. Never have I ever cut my own hair during a boring day.

79. 79. Never have I ever worn a costume when it wasn’t Halloween.

80. 80. Never have I ever apologized to a piece of furniture I bumped into.

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