Funny would you rather questions
Silly, ridiculous and impossible choices. Vote, then see who else made the same terrible decision.
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All 120 funny would you rather questions
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2. Would you rather have to hop everywhere or have to crawl everywhere?
3. Would you rather speak only in questions or speak only in rhymes?
4. Would you rather have a voice like a cartoon chipmunk or a voice like a movie trailer narrator?
5. Would you rather always smell like garlic or always smell like wet dog?
6. Would you rather laugh every time you’re sad or cry every time you laugh?
7. Would you rather have your laugh sound like a goose or your sneeze sound like a car alarm?
8. Would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a clown nose every day?
9. Would you rather have a parrot that repeats your secrets or a dog that rolls its eyes at you?
10. Would you rather say “banana” at the end of every sentence or clap after everything you say?
11. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or meatballs for eyes?
12. Would you rather be chased by a goose or by a swarm of very polite bees?
13. Would you rather always have a pebble in your shoe or always have a song stuck in your head?
14. Would you rather be followed by a mariachi band or by a sports commentator?
15. Would you rather have socks that are always damp or a phone that is always at 3% battery?
16. Would you rather only be able to walk backwards or only be able to talk while standing on one foot?
17. Would you rather have a nose that honks or ears that whistle?
18. Would you rather fight one giant chicken or fifty tiny chickens?
20. Would you rather accidentally send a love note to your teacher or to your entire class group chat?
21. Would you rather have eyebrows that move by themselves or a mustache that never stops growing?
22. Would you rather live in a house made of cheese or a house that sings every morning?
23. Would you rather always step on LEGO or always stub your toe?
24. Would you rather have a dance move you can’t stop doing or a catchphrase you can’t stop saying?
25. Would you rather be a bird that can’t fly or a fish that can’t swim?
26. Would you rather wear a dinosaur costume to work or pajamas to your wedding?
27. Would you rather burp the alphabet every time you eat or sneeze every time you see a dog?
28. Would you rather have a sidekick who is a sarcastic cat or an overly excited squirrel?
29. Would you rather be able to talk to vegetables or have vegetables talk back to you?
30. Would you rather always have to wear a cape or always have to wear roller skates?
31. Would you rather have a pet goldfish that judges you or a cat that narrates your life?
32. Would you rather always sound like you have the hiccups or always talk like a pirate?
33. Would you rather have your shoes squeak with every step or your chair squeak whenever you sit?
34. Would you rather be followed by a cloud of butterflies or a cloud of bubbles?
35. Would you rather wear a tuxedo to the beach or a swimsuit to a wedding?
36. Would you rather have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet or a cough that sounds like a duck?
37. Would you rather speak only in movie quotes or speak only in song lyrics?
38. Would you rather have a bird live in your hair or a frog live in your pocket?
39. Would you rather always walk like a penguin or always run like a chicken?
40. Would you rather have a mustache made of glitter or eyebrows made of feathers?
41. Would you rather fight a kangaroo or arm wrestle a gorilla?
42. Would you rather have your stomach growl the national anthem or your knees click to a beat?
43. Would you rather wear a giant foam finger forever or a propeller hat forever?
44. Would you rather have jelly instead of bones or noodles instead of hair?
45. Would you rather be a llama in a hat or a pig in sunglasses?
46. Would you rather only be able to eat with chopsticks or only be able to eat with a ladle?
47. Would you rather have a laugh track follow you or dramatic music follow you?
48. Would you rather have to say every word twice or say every sentence backwards?
49. Would you rather have a parrot as a lawyer or a goat as a doctor?
50. Would you rather be really good at a useless talent or really bad at a useful one?
51. Would you rather have your pet become president or have your pet become your boss?
52. Would you rather have socks that never match or shoes that are always untied?
53. Would you rather ride a giant snail to work or ride a very slow rocket?
54. Would you rather always have spinach in your teeth or always have a booger nobody tells you about?
55. Would you rather wear a costume to every job interview or bring a rubber chicken to every meeting?
56. Would you rather have cheese for fingers or crackers for toenails?
57. Would you rather be famous for the world’s loudest burp or the world’s longest yawn?
58. Would you rather have a dance-off with a robot or a rap battle with a grandma?
59. Would you rather only be able to communicate with emojis or only through interpretive dance?
61. Would you rather live in a world where cats rule or a world where dogs rule?
62. Would you rather turn into a pickle at midnight or turn into a pumpkin at midnight?
63. Would you rather have your hair grow an inch an hour or your nails grow an inch an hour?
64. Would you rather have to wear swim goggles everywhere or have to wear oven mitts everywhere?
65. Would you rather sound like a squeaky toy when you laugh or snort every time you laugh?
66. Would you rather be chased by a herd of tiny horses or by a single very determined pigeon?
67. Would you rather be a superhero with a silly power or a villain with a terrible plan?
68. Would you rather have a tail that wags when you’re happy or ears that droop when you’re sad?
69. Would you rather always be wearing pajamas or always be wearing a tuxedo?
70. Would you rather have a sandwich named after you or a dance move named after you?
71. Would you rather be able to smell colors or taste sounds?
72. Would you rather always have to clap when you see a dog or always have to bow when you see a cat?
73. Would you rather have a clone who is lazier than you or a clone who is way more fun than you?
74. Would you rather have a theme song that’s a kazoo solo or a theme song that’s an opera aria?
75. Would you rather wear a fake mustache for a year or wear clown makeup for a week?
76. Would you rather be stuck in a room with a mime or with someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?
77. Would you rather have a dinosaur as a pet but it’s tiny or a hamster as a pet but it’s giant?
79. Would you rather have an unstoppable urge to dance at funerals or to laugh in library silence?
80. Would you rather have marshmallow pillows that melt or a bed made of jelly?
81. Would you rather always step in puddles or always get splashed by passing cars?
82. Would you rather have a pet rock that talks or a houseplant that sings?
83. Would you rather have your voice dubbed by a cartoon character or your face as a famous meme?
84. Would you rather be a professional cheese taster or a professional pillow tester?
85. Would you rather wear a hat that’s always on fire (but safe) or shoes that are always full of sand?
86. Would you rather have a cow follow you everywhere or a chicken living on your head?
87. Would you rather have your fridge talk back or your toaster critique your toast?
88. Would you rather go to space in a cardboard box or go underwater in a bathtub?
90. Would you rather have the zoomies like a dog or knock things off tables like a cat?
91. Would you rather have a roommate who is a bear or a roommate who is a raccoon?
92. Would you rather be a world champion at rock-paper-scissors or a world champion thumb wrestler?
93. Would you rather have eyebrows that do the wave or ears that wiggle when you lie?
94. Would you rather ride an ostrich or ride a giant tortoise?
95. Would you rather speak in a whisper when excited or shout when sad?
96. Would you rather wear a cape everywhere or wear a crown everywhere?
97. Would you rather eat a crayon or eat a spoonful of mustard?
98. Would you rather wake up as a cartoon or wake up as a sock puppet?
100. Would you rather be stuck in a never-ending elevator ride or a never-ending escalator?
102. Would you rather live in a giant hamster ball or live in a giant bubble?
103. Would you rather have to narrate everything you do out loud or have a stranger narrate it for you?
104. Would you rather be a squirrel with big dreams or a pigeon with a tiny briefcase?
105. Would you rather have a bottomless pit of socks or a bottomless pit of rubber ducks?
106. Would you rather have your bed squeak every time you move or your floor creak every time you walk?
107. Would you rather wear mittens all the time or wear flippers all the time?
108. Would you rather have your toothbrush sing or your shampoo tell jokes?
110. Would you rather have your car honk a song or your bike bell moo?
111. Would you rather be a world-famous juggler of eggs or a world-famous balancer of spoons?
112. Would you rather have to wear a bow tie on your head or wear sunglasses at night every night?
113. Would you rather live inside a video game for a day or inside a cartoon for a day?
114. Would you rather have to always speak like a robot or always speak like a cowboy?
115. Would you rather eat a whole lemon or eat a whole raw onion?
116. Would you rather have hands made of spoons or feet made of forks?
117. Would you rather have the voice of a toddler or the voice of a very old wizard?
118. Would you rather be pen pals with a giraffe or pen pals with a ghost?
119. Would you rather have your shadow do its own thing or have your reflection be a second late?
120. Would you rather always smell like cookies or always smell like fresh laundry?